vanillish:

boy: *bends over*

me:

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danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"
-(via cdeathhh)

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thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
kingorb:

LMAO
gaymenformen:

 
yeswishforwonderland:

Maleficent sat high on a cliff, overlooking the lands out towards the north, and waited…as a storm brewed overhead.  It was solemn, it was peaceful…but it was lonely.  The horned fae draped her wings across her back, resting her chin against her knees as she was perched in thought.  Who was out there in the vast unknown?