thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
kingorb:

LMAO
gaymenformen:

 
yeswishforwonderland:

Maleficent sat high on a cliff, overlooking the lands out towards the north, and waited…as a storm brewed overhead.  It was solemn, it was peaceful…but it was lonely.  The horned fae draped her wings across her back, resting her chin against her knees as she was perched in thought.  Who was out there in the vast unknown?  

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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illkim:

Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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